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Spottiswoode & His Enemies

by Spottiswoode & His Enemies

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1.
The bars in the prison are made of metal Today they're going to rattle just like a kettle As I walk down the prison aisle Wearing my wedding dress Inmates all screaming form the gallery Showering confetti down on me The happiest day of my life The warden reads the Bible Rattle the bars Something borrowed, something blue A bummed cigarette in a policeman's shoe The bridesmaid's all got twenty to life For killing their cousins with a kitchen knife Rattle the bars Rattle the bars And when the electricity starts to fail I'm gonna strangle that warden with my wedding veil I'll jangle the keys and I'll spring the lock And I'll walk out into the sunrise The prettiest bride in Leavenworth
2.
She's not in love, she's in pain 'Cause if she loves you she's insane She's not in love, she's in pain It's only lust, it's just a tryst She's just a little masochist She's not in love she's in pain And you can shoot her down if you want to And you can screw around if you want to And you want to You always get what you want She's a depressed debutante She's not in love, she's in pain It doesn't matter that she's rich She's gonna scratch you like an itch She's not in love, she's in pain And you can wave goodbye if you want to And you can make her cry if you want to And you want to She's not in love, she's in pain She's not in love, she's in pain She's not in love, she's in pain She's not in love, she's in pain And you can bake your cake if you want to Drink a chocolate shake if you want to And you can swell with pride if you want to Take your ego for a ride if you want to And you want to Yes you want to I know you want to She's not in love, she's in pain 'Cause if she loves you she's insane She's not in love, she's in pain She's not in love, she's in pain
3.
Nice Girl 03:13
I just wanna be sweet I just wanna be nice I just wanna stay calm I just wanna be gentle I don't wanna be hard I don't wanna be sexy I don't wanna be cool I don't wanna be clever I wanna be a nice girl I wanna be a nice girl Yeah I don't wanna pretend That I've learned all my lessons There's a sweet little thing Screaming inside I wanna be a nice girl I wanna be a nice girl Yeah Yeah I don't wanna be square But I don't wanna be hip No games and no flirtation Just pleasant conversation And it's not like I'm kidding I'm so tired of this mess There's a sweet little thing I'm a sweet little thing I wanna be a nice girl I wanna be a nice girl I wanna be a nice girl I wanna be a nice girl
4.
I know nothing's what it seems And the world is just a hollow dream And the sunshine that we feel now Will soon be lost behind a drifting cloud And nothing lasts forever Though it does seem like we're in heaven And no one's gonna save me Though I do believe that you were made for me I know nothing's what it seems And I'll never know what this life really means Is there something that you understand, When you say you love me, which I never can? 'Cause nothing lasts forever Though it does seem like we're in heaven And no one's gonna save me Though I go on dreaming you were made for me Nothing's what it seems Nothing's what it seems Nothing's what it seems
5.
Hell is somewhere I don't wanna go Hell is somewhere I don't wanna go But if I go, well you're coming too But if I go, well you're coming too 'Cause even Hell would still feel like Heaven with you Come with me to a famous tragedy Come with me to a famous tragedy We'll take a box and we'll hold each other's hand We'll take a box and we'll hold each other's hand And then we'll cry at words we won't understand We'll walk home along the river It's filthy and brown Children playing music That's angry and loud Hell is somewhere I don't wanna go Hell is somewhere I don't wanna go But if I go, well you're coming too Yeah if I go, yes you're coming too 'Cause even Hell would still feel like Heaven with you Yes even Hell would still feel like Heaven with you
6.
Heaven 05:25
Heaven, I'm in heaven Heaven, I'm in heaven Children, I want children Children, I want lots of children She pulled the sun out of the river She hung it high up in the sky She let it shine on me forever This must be heaven Sugar, sugar sugar sugar Wuga, wiga waga wuga The sun is dancing on the water The city slumbers in a dream This must be heaven
7.
It Is Time 04:12
When your heart is cold, when you're feeling old When your whole life's a joke which you've already told When you've done your tour, when there's nothing more When you've seen, heard and swallowed it all before When the world is dreary, when you're world-weary When it's been so long since you've been teary-eyed When you're just depressed, always unimpressed When it's second nature now to be dissatisfied It is time, It is time, It is time When all your friends are so bourgeois But you don't complain because that's who and what you are When it's dinners and lunches, fundraising brunches When you're so civilized you've learned how to pull your punches And the avant-garde, you now speak of it rudely So instead you have long conversations about inconsequential movies When you take the train to work and everything's the same When you push, shove, push, shove and kick till you're back on the train again It is time, It is time, It is time, It is time. When you sense the night in broad daylight When you still know what's wrong but you no longer know what's right When you're just resigned, made up your mind That it's not kind to be cruel but it's cruel to be kind And the horrible news that you're not so clever You're learning it now though you know you've known it forever When you finally give up and you stop ignoring That you've turned into your father who turned into his father before him It is time, It is time, It is time, It is time, It is time Time to have children
8.
She's the Queen of England She's a New York Jew She's the Statue of Liberty In jet black and blue And she takes little children And she dresses them up like sluts And her German photographer Takes fabulous shots She likes graffiti and she adores the perverse And the Viscount Linley could throw up in her purse She's the enfant terrible Her father was a pornographer His wife caught him in bed With two little angels Both giving head Her husband was a doctor Who liked heroin But unlike her mother She'll never marry again And the folks on Fifth Avenue Think that she's cutting edge While her teenage twins Just ask what's in the fridge She's the enfant terrible And they offered six figures At a fashion cartel 'Cause she's really together And she knows how to sell And her handsome young lover She takes him round town Though they've never had sex He once slapped her around She likes English accents And chocolate desserts She takes pills for her diet And cheap cigarettes And she is who she is But much more and much less A tiara on speed Who knows how to dress She's the enfant terrible
9.
You tell me you love me, you tell me you do You tell me forever, I wish it were true And I'm sorry to say that I love you too But I'm much too old for a boy like you I'll write you a letter to give to your Dad Saying you're the best lover that I've ever had And you make me so happy you make me so sad 'Cause I'm much too old for a boy like you I'm much too old to believe in love I'm much too old to succeed in love I'm much too old to be in love And I'm much too old for a boy like you I'm much too old to play this game Not too old to take the blame And it isn't that I feel ashamed But I'm much too old for a boy like you It's not that I'm clever it's not that I'm wise It's not that I don't have tears in my eyes But the truths we know now will later be lies And I'm much too old for a boy like you I'm much too old to believe in love I'm much too old to succeed in love I'm much too old to be in love And I'm much too old for a boy like you You tell me you love me, you tell me you do You tell me forever, I wish it were true And I'm sorry to say that I love you too But I'm much too old for a boy like you
10.
You know that I want to You know that I want to You know that I want to But I can't let go I wanna swing when you swing From the ylang ylang tree Yes I wanna be your new thing Be your chimpanzee Yes you know that I want to You know that I want to Yes you know that I want to But I can't let go Not very long ago You wanted to be like me But now I'm too civilized You wanna be wild and free But darling it makes me scared Yeah darling I'm so confused What's happpening to this world I feel like I'm losing you I get so very close But then I bring myself back Yeah I come so very close But then I bring myself back And you know that I want to You know that I want to Yeah, you know that I want to But I can't let go
11.
I love your nose and your little fountain pen I love your toes and the way they count to ten You shouldn't leave till we do it all again You and me and your big black big black big black grin There's plenty time to win the new crusade Plenty time to think up why you're late You shouldn't leave till we do it all again You and me and your big black big black big black Boy with the big black grin How did you get so thin? From reading the newspapers again and again Gets on your chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin There's always time for one last cigarette There's always time for your bow and arrow kit You're sorry now but soon you won't regret You always win with your big black big black big black Boy with the big black grin How did you get so thin? From reading the newspapers again and again Gets on your chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin Boy with the big black grin Does your mother know where you've been? Taking coals to Newcastle all over again Gets on your chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin chinny chin Big black big black big black big black big black Boy with the big black
12.
Think I don't love her any more But I mustn't tell her till I'm sure 'Cause if I tell her now It will break her heart And she will cry Then I will start To love her again Seeing her like that In so much pain I would love her again I don't want to love her again I do not want more of the same thing Make a sacrifice But it's not enough She thinks she's always right When it comes to us But it isn't like What it was before I think I don't Love her any more "Love Her again!" I don't want to "Love her again!" I can't go back there again "Love her again!" I don't want to "Love her again!" Please don't take me there again Last night she beat me on the chest But I was strong I didn't say anything Lucky for me She didn't cry Though I could see the hatred In her eyes But I just laughed 'Cause it didn't hurt I didn't let it out I didn't say a word 'Cause If I tell her now It will break her heart And she will cry Then I will start To love her again Seeing her like that In so much pain I would love her again I don't want to love her again I do not want to love her again "Love Her again!" I don't want to
13.
What's the point of singing the blues? You could be dancing instead What's the point of crying in your shoes? You could be dancing instead One kiss from me will make you smile and make you laugh, I promise One kiss from me will make you happy happy happy happy One kiss from me will make you smile and make you Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy What's the point of going to work? You could be dancing instead What's the point of being a jerk? You could be dancing instead One kiss from me will make you smile and make you laugh, I promise One kiss from me will make you happy happy happy happy One kiss from me will make you smile and make you Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy What's the point of singing the blues? You could be dancing instead What's the point of boo hoo hoo? You could be dancing instead One kiss from me will make you smile and make you laugh, I promise One kiss from me will make you happy happy happy happy One kiss from me will make you smile and make you Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
14.
And now she loves me, the world is still the same The Mississippi River doesn't go to Spain The Wall of China doesn't lead to Rome And the girls of Argentina don't live in Barcelone And now she loves me, I've still got work to do There's a hundred thousand people on the avenue And none of them have faces, and none of them have souls But she says I'm gonna make it, and I wonder how she knows She love me when it's cold outside She love me when the summer comes She love me on a desert night She love me in New Orleans And even when she's angry I know she'll apologize She'll tell me that she's sorry With those sweet tears in her eyes And now she loves me, I'm as I was before The same old disappointments, now I blame them all on her The world is just as ugly, and just as beautiful Still I'm happy that she's with me to give some meaning to it all
15.
Well, if love is so great then why does it make me unhappy? Yeah if love is so sweet why does it knock me off my feet and drag me? I’ve fallen once I’ve fallen twice And every time I pay the price No, love isn’t easy and love isn’t nice They say love is a game so who can you blame for playing? But love is a shame it’s a shame that’s what I’m saying saying They sell you joy and paradise I tell you boy it’s bad advice Love isn’t easy and love isn’t nice Well, I know how you feel nothing’s real until you’ve spent it But love is a wheel and the wheel has been invented Do you really want to roll the dice? I told you once I told you twice Love isn’t easy and love isn’t nice No love isn’t easy and love isn’t nice No love isn’t easy and love isn’t nice
16.
Skin 02:13
Red lips Red wine Two bodies intertwine Black skin White skin Skin is only very thin Tongues tied Hands pressed Backs slide Undressed Wounds licked Salt sweet The knife Sinks deep Two souls One theme To live an everlasting Dream
17.
Airplanes 02:09
I'll be gone a little while You can't measure how far in miles But when I get there I'll let you know Right now the going's slow I've gone to visit my memories Buried deep inside of me Some make me laugh, some make me cry It frightens me when I don't know why And when I surface will you take me out? Into the sunshine we can walk about Looking up at the turquoise sky We'll watch the airplanes as they fly by See the airplanes in the sky See the airplanes in the sky

about

The band's eponymous debut is a rock and roll feast of horns, guitars and lyrical lunacy.
A seventeen song epic. Rock, pop, cabaret, bossa nova and very little restraint.

Tracks include the existential rant It Is Time, the sumptuous Heaven, the debauched portrait ditty Enfant Terrible, and the Morriconeesque And Now She Loves Me. With plenty of catchy detours in between.

Produced by Teddy Kumpel

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released September 1, 2000

Spottiswoode: Vocals, Guitar, Harmonica
John Young: Bass
Tim Vaill: Drums
Candace DeBartolo: Sax, Flute, Clarinet, Percussion, Vocals
Kevin Cordt: Trumpet, Flute, Baritone, Horn, Vocals
Riley McMahon: Guitar

GUESTS
Teddy Kumpel: Guitars, Keyboards, Percussion, Vocals
Kenny Wolleson: Chimes (6), Tympani (16)
Tony Scherr: Bass Balalaika (8)
Andy Ezrin: Organ (5, 6)
Peter Fox: Organ (7)
Renee Cologne: Vocals (3, 6)
Martha Redbone: Vocals (5)
Ruby & Lily Mastro: Vocals (7)
Bianca Zvorc: Vocals (12)

Produced by Teddy Kumpel
Mixed by Gene Holder
All songs by Spottiswoode, JSpot Music ASCAP
Photography: Samantha Moranville

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Spottiswoode & His Enemies New York, New York

For over 2 decades, Spottiswoode & His Enemies have been a constantly self-reinventing New York institution. The IMA winners recently earned three more nominations for their 7th record, LOST IN THE CITY, “an immersive theater-of-the-mind love letter to New York”.

Spottiswoode's songs appear in numerous TV shows and films including Either Side Of Midnight for which he also wrote the screenplay.
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