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Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to S&M!
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If you pin your hopes on me I'll pin a medal on you You're foolish or you're brave Because I've told you the truth I'll always leave my shoes at the door ‘Cause I've fallen in love with someone like you before Your rubber tree lips I just want to eat them And your sugar plum eyes Each time mine meet them My feet, they can't find the floor But I've fallen in love with someone like you before And when you play cards with all of the fellers You can win all their hearts but you can't make me jealous And I know I should be grateful for all your insecurities ‘Cause even when you're unfaithful you're still thinking of me You boss me around Though I'm so much older And I could carry you down To hell on my shoulders They'll remember my name at the door ‘Cause I've fallen in love with someone like you before You're charmed and impressed And seduced by my candor But this melancholy boy Has no delusions of grandeur The truth is just the best way to score Yes I've fallen in love with someone like you before I've fallen in love with someone like you before I've fallen in love with someone like you before
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A Senator's daughter now living abroad She damaged her liver, still she drinks when she's bored A Communist actor who plays violin Fire burns in his eyes though his hair's getting thin A yoga instructor returned from the East A Polish conductor, a Birmingham priest Mummy's Got Strange Friends Mummy's Got Strange Friends There's the lodger upstairs, an anorexic nurse She says she's much better but she's looking much worse And the tragic young wife of a millionaire She spent all his money ‘cause he had an affair There's only one person on whom they depend She lives in my house so the fun never ends ‘Cause Mummy's Got Strange Friends Mummy's Got Strange Friends And everyone knows when Daddy comes home They all run away like the plague He offers them Scotch, they say "Good Heavens! Gosh! How did it get so late?" When I come home from school I can never be sure Who'll be telling their secrets collapsed on the floor Or out in the garden finishing their tea Mummy is smiling as she notices me "Do you remember Heidi and Sven?" I shake my head and she smiles once again ‘Cause Mummy's Got Strange Friends Mummy's Got Strange Friends Mummy's Got Strange Friends Mummy's Got Strange Friends
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She's not the girl next door She got me once before Sixteen and heaven sent She seemed so innocent She wears her Grandma's clothes She's not like other girls Old records on her bed And cobwebs in her head Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham She doesn't know the rules She mustn't go to school She says it's not good for her health So her Daddy teaches her himself Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham You know the vicar's boy He had his life destroyed last year No, he's never been the same Since he first called out her name Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham Don't fall in love with Laura Ingraham I saw her yesterday I should have run away But she combed my hair with her fingertips So I said a prayer, then I kissed her lips
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She knows Quentin Crisp and she speaks with a lisp Ukrainian girl with an Eskimo kiss Rubbing nose to nose with the fashion class Ukrainian girl holds a cocktail glass She's a skinny girl in a leather dress A rock and roll drummer tried to pull her chain He dragged her by the nipples to a downtown train But when he undid the wrapping all that was there Was a laboratory rat in her underwear Such a skinny girl with a large big toe It isn't easy to stay so very pale She says she's jealous of people who're in jail Not that she'd want to be in jail A naked civil servant watches Greta Garbo With Ukrainian girl at a picture show She's a runway model on a one-way street She's a champagne bottle on a subway seat Such a pretty face, such a lovely girl In such an ugly world Ukrainian girl Ukrainian girl
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I waited patiently for June But it seems it's come too soon Looking back I now remember I miss the cold days of December The winter months she went away I wrote sad letters every day Still I never lost my temper I miss the cold days of December April, May, June, July Children play, grown-ups cry Since she came back through my door I'm much more lonely than before I try my best, still I offend her I miss the cold days of December April, May, June, July Children play, grown-ups cry They say the grass is never green I know exactly what they mean June, July, August, September I miss the cold days of December
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How I miss my baby so We said goodbye two weeks ago I really thought I could be strong I was wrong I was wrong And the girls don't look so pretty And the world don't seem so busy Any more "Don't lose that girl She’s young and she’s pretty Much more than you deserve Don't lose that girl" Two weeks ago I hated her Now even just the name of her Makes me sink right through the floor I love her more than I did before And the girls don't look so pretty And the world don't seem so busy Any more "Don't lose that girl She’s young and she’s pretty Much more than you deserve Don't lose that girl Don’t lose that girl"
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Even when the sky is blue on a perfect summer's day Even when she's smiling at you she really wants to run away Jessica, sit down Put your suitcase on the ground Jessica, sit down Ditched her friends in Mexico, still she feels boxed in Even when you let her go she screams for oxygen Jessica, sit down Put that suitcase on the ground Jessica, sit down
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Wooden Chair 02:43
I’ll be over very soon Sit down on your wooden chair In your sunny living room Let me find you there I can take a little time If you have some things to do Anything you say is fine It’s up to you You can take me to a movie if you want You may have to listen to me if you don’t Understand me when I say I don’t have to see you now I like to tease myself sometimes Anyhow Look out of your kitchen window you will see The sun is slowly sinking into the balcony It’s good to talk with you this way I think we can communicate We can have each other right away Or we can wait You don’t have to say you’re sorry, I understand There will always be tomorrow as we planned So, sit down on your wooden chair In your sunny living room Let me come and find you there Very soon
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Caroline, don’t be depressed Put on your summer dress Let’s take a ride out to the sea Oh please won’t you ride with me Every time that I see a blue sky That’s the time that you start to cry I’m so sorry, Caroline Just last week I felt so blue Caroline, what did you do? You ran around, you had a ball It’s okay, I just wish you called But every time that I see a blue sky That’s the time that you start to cry I’m so sorry, Caroline You only seem to be glad when I seem to be sad Do you think I’ll run away if I’m happy for more than a day? Ride with me out to the sea Swim away your misery I can buy you a sugar cone Oh no, you wanna stay home I try my best to rescue you But I don’t know what I’m supposed to do I’m so sorry, Caroline I’m so sorry, Caroline I’m so sorry, Caroline
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I live in constant fear Of one of your bad moods I can't take the stress When you get depressed Any more than you And every time you cry I just want to run Far away And start all over Again But when you smile The sun comes out When you smile That's what it's all about When you smile How soon I forget I live in constant dread Of the telephone As soon as you call I scream at the wall "Leave me alone!" The conversation's stiff And we're so polite Nothing is said But the subtext is "Get out of my life!" But when you smile The sun comes out When you smile That's what it's all about When you smile How soon I forget I live in constant fear Of killing you
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Ghosts 03:46
I promised my baby as she walked by my side Down Princes Street after midnight That I'd love her forever, forever and a day But she doesn't quite hear me ‘cause a bagpiper plays And the football fans all come running Waving Hibernian scarves Screaming at Edinburgh Castle Smashing up windows and cars Now the road is deserted, we're alone once again Except for the sound of the bagpiper playing And I tell her I'm jealous, and she doesn't deny And I tell her it's over, and she's starting to cry She says I'm the one that she loves As she wipes a tear off her face But I'm too proud to stop humming The tune that the bagpiper plays And now we are walking past dark shop windows I see our reflection, we look just like ghosts
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Night 02:35
Soon The sun will rise So close your eyes And go to sleep No need to walk me To the door I must hurry Back to her I'll take a taxi Through the rain As dawn Begins to break If I enter Upon tiptoes My love Should not awake My love I'm home again I'm black with rain Please don't get up I love you Oh so much More and more More and more Outside The birds are singing I wash my face Turn out the light Outside The day's beginning But my love To you Goodnight
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It's the end of the day All the children are asleep It's the end of the day Their clothes are in a heap It's the end of the day Their little toes are curled It's the end of the day The sun is halfway round the world It's the end of the day It came and then it went It's the end of the day You kept your change the rest you spent It's the end of the day It got old and grew a beard It's the end of the day It just disappeared It's the end of the day
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(See lyrics for "Night" for English translation)

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An orgiastic smorgasbord of song. Beatnik stories of love, disillusionment, Ukrainians, Parisians, New Yorkers, Londoners, Scots, Cubans, Indians, Brazilians, children, parents, gypsies, and other more interesting stuff. Pack a bag in the night and sneak out on a rich and seamless journey through continents and past lives.

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released June 22, 2006

Spottiswoode: Vocals, Spanish Guitar
Riley McMahon: Lap Steel, Melodica, Electric Guitar, Kitchen Sink

Guests
Paul Ossola: Double Bass
Bruce Martin: Tablas, Bongos
Kenny White: Piano
Kevin Cordt: Trumpet
Candace DeBartolo: Saxophone
Todd Reynolds: Violins
Trevor Exter: Cellos, Portuguese Vocals
Hiroko Taguchi: Violin
Mary Wooten: Cello
Tim Vaill: Drums

Produced and Mixed by Riley McMahon at New Warsaw Studio
Mastered by Ennio Galiani
Artwork: Dave Bias

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Spottiswoode & His Enemies New York, New York

For over 2 decades, Spottiswoode & His Enemies have been a constantly self-reinventing New York institution. The IMA winners recently earned three more nominations for their 7th record, LOST IN THE CITY, “an immersive theater-of-the-mind love letter to New York”.

Spottiswoode's songs appear in numerous TV shows and films including Either Side Of Midnight for which he also wrote the screenplay.
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